Second, I have a great nutrition tip. If you're trying to be healthier and there's something sinfully delicious like, oh, let's say a homemade imitation Cinnabon (the last of the batch), and it's lounging seductively in its Pyrex on your stove, oozing its siren song--a duet of butter and refined flour--you know how these things go, how the cinnamon goo pulls you in, the tub of cream cheese frosting a willing accomplice to the whole scandal ... JUST SMASH THE WHOLE THING ONTO YOUR KITCHEN FLOOR.
Broken glass has a funny way of destroying even the most intense cravings. I think I've solved our nation's obesity crisis.
Silver lining: I don't have to clean the dish.
Pyrite lining: A couple months ago, in a foolish frenzy of "simplifying" my life by getting rid of "excess" "crap" "I'll never need," I gave away my two extra Pyrex dishes in this same size.
Golden lining: We finally cut off Graham's double mullet.
|Pass the pomade, please.|