Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Yes, Get Rid of the Postal Service

Why?

Two reasons. Two pieces of mail, specifically. They were both lurking like toads in my mailbox yesterday.

1. A notice reminding us to renew the registration on our car = inevitably safety check fail = $$$

2. A ticket from running a photo-enforced red light = $$$

Bah!

Ready to forgive, I went back to the mailbox today. What did I find? Ads.

Die, USPS, die!
 

5 comments:

  1. Where was the ticket from? I like stamps; I don't want them to die.

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  2. I think the streaking eagle head image is all wrong for the USPS. How about a snail instead? After all, it is snail-mail. I think the mail delivery trucks should actually be shaped like snails for comedic effect, a design that is equally effective at discouraging delivery drivers from speeding.

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  3. In Korea, it is customary to run certain red lights if nobody is coming. Especially when everyone else is driving a dinky Daewoo, Hyundai, or Kia (Killed In Action), and you are driving a white, 15-passenger Ford Van with limo tint windows and US Government tags.

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  4. Hahaha, your uncle kills me. I can just envision a crazed rampage through the narrow Korean streets: "I'm driving a van and I'm an Americannnnn!!!"

    Anyway, don't go USPS, don't go! Who will send out my baby announcements?

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  5. Agreed! All we get in the mail is bills and ads :(

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